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'Our goal is to change the direction of the government and changethe current administration come November." -- Bruce Springsteen,writing a guest editorial in Rolling Stone magazine.

Attention, all Bush-loving conservatives!

We need to talk about your taste in music. Do you have anything byany of the following artists: Bruce Springsteen, Sheryl Crow, theDixie Chicks, Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds, Usher, Pearl Jam, R.E.M.,Five for Fighting, Bright Eyes, My Morning Jacket, Ben Harper and theInnocent Criminals, James Taylor, Jackson Browne, Bonnie Raitt,Jurassic 5, Keb' Mo' and/or Death Cab for Cutie.

If so, I regret to inform you that you cannot listen to them …